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The Reindeer Are Too SlowThe reindeer are too slow For Santa Clause this year, He got himself a rocket And flies through the sky so clear. The reindeer got upset When Santa left without them, They decided to leave a note "To the big fat guy, ahem." "Listen up here, fat man We were doing a good deed, Helping you out every year So you wouldn't be late on Christmas Eve." "We helped your fat ass Travel around the entire world, We're the ones that had the magic Out of the sleigh, you could've been hurled." "We're sick and tired of this We thought we were having a ball, Oh, guess what you fat jerk We have new jobs at the mall!" Copyright Cynthia Jones Dec.5/2007 Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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