Poems From A Montana Rancher
My Stetson hat
I wear a big black Stetson Hat
because my hair is gone
I wear black to hide my fat
I ask you is that wrong
I found some Jeans that stretch
when I move you bet
This is so us fat cowboys
don't go to town in sweats
Its good to have a Stetson hat
cause wigs are hard to use
for movin cows and swattin flys
and holdin extra tools
If your horse needs oats
and there's no buckets near
My stetson holds just enough
to lure that critter near
Our Hats lure pretty ladies
to spice and fill our life
Men who have a Stetson
usually have a wife.
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My Stetson hat
My Stetson hat
