Your smile caught my eye
And I flashed one back
Suddenly you were stood at my side
And my ears were under attack
You talked
And you talked
And talked
And you talked
At the end of the evening
I was traumatised
And distraught
How could anyone chat
So fluid and fast
I stood there entranced
Till my feet were on their last
I was trapped in a corner
By a verbal acrobat
So bored at the end
I could have eaten my own hat
If you see him coming
Then take my advice
Don't smile at him sweetly
With your own nerves you dice