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Another Glitch? Yep!Another glitch you ask yourself? Yep, I'm afraid it is just that! Cos another problem that arose, Well, ok, it didn't really knock me flat! Cos it's something that I knew of, And of course, its another operation! But this one is needed, oh so much! I'm feeling full of elation! Cos maybe this one will be sorted, Well, this time I hope it is anyway! Cos the problem I have, oh dear me, Its getting worse and wont go away! So my surgeon told me this morning, That he will have me in real fast! Oh glory be, oh dear me! I think this will be sorted at last! You see, I had this big operation last year, And blimey, what a to-do! It was a nightmare, it really was! And the nurses didn't know what to do! Well you see, they look after me so well, And are terrified of handling me wrong! So every time they had to move me, They always took so damn long! But I get a special bed ya know! Oh yes, I certainly do, cos you see! No matter what I go in for, They always really look after me! I do them a poem, or two or three, And we always have a great laugh! They know me well, oh but they do! This mad bloody poet, so named; Cath! So though I hate going in hospital, I guess I am as lucky as hell! Cos no matter what it is they do to me, They always, always, always get me well!! But I have to admit to trepidation, Cos this operation, oh blimey, oh golly gee! It's a big one, and as painful as hell! And renders me incapable of walking you see! And the pain of it, oh well, I guess… If I'm honest and tell it true… Every time they moved me last time, I screamed as only I could do! But they never got annoyed with me, In fact, some of those nurses would cry… And I have to say, in honesty… When I questioned as to why… They said; ‘Because we know that you are in agony, And that's even before the operation! So we hate to cause you greater pain, And deal with you with much trepidation!' Poor things, now isn't that nice of them? I mean to say, they never had to say that! Their job is to do the best they can, But it seems my health just knows them flat!! Oh well, I know they expect me, soon! And so I say it; ‘Just bring it on!' Cos once again, when it's over… Then I will once more know – that I won!!! As Only A Poet Can Do! Well, This Poet Anyway!!! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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