In an old-age nursing home,
One snowy winter day,
A young nurse heard crazy Old Sal
Happily singing away:
How I'd love to have a boob lift,
A boob lift, a boob lift,
How I'd love to have a boob lift,
To lift up my boobs.
Boobs now are sagging,
Gravity is dragging...
How I'd love to have a doctor
Who would do the job just right
And lift them so firm and tight
That I'd love their look on the
Very first sight!
The nurse ruefully smiled,
And shook her capped head sadly,
Knowing Old Sal was crazy
To want this so badly.
