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The Snitchy Twitchy Witch And Her Itch
The Snitchy Twitchy Witch And Her Itch
The snitchy twitchy witch itched an itch.
She’s sure of her niche: her niche is to itch.
The more she itched the more she twitched,
The more she scratched the more she itched,
The more she itched the more she scratched,
If only her itch and her scratch could be matched --
She’d never have to itch an itch,
She’d never have to pitch or twitch,
She would not be an itchy witch --
If only her scratch and her itch would get hitched,
If only her itch and her scratch could get switched,
She’d never have an itch or a twitch,
She would not be so itchy a witch.