Ever been in love and it went bad
Don't tell me about it I'm an insensitive cadd
Been a lot that reading on this line
Tell me all your broken loves I'll skip mine
You know that hot chick in nineteen fifty nine
She's on her third husband in Reno drinking wine
The beauty I threw up on on the Carnival ride
She's bigger than the horse I have to confide
And that chick who introduced me to Mexican food
Didn't look me up when she crossed the border with her brood
Sorry I started out somewhat clean and I'm getting crude
Some of the girls I fell in love with I had to be drunk
To save money at an outdoor movie hid one in the trunk
In those days did not have to be pretty have a great mind
The ugly truth probably an old girlfriend time to unwind
Now I like tamales and stay away from the beans
Doc says its hard on my stomach eat more greens
