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You Av ter Go Ter Collige!


You av ter go ter collige you no,
Ter lern ow to get it rong,
I mean to say at the end of the day,
Me vocab's not to strong!

I tend me mis me 'g' off ing,
An forget to use an H, as in ‘ate'
I mean ter say, it aint my falt,
If me dictionry's outa date!

I try me best, I realy do,
But am totaly up the pole
And since av been ter collige,
I didn't even reach me goal!

Cos I wanted to lern ter spell
But me spellin' let me down,
So they threw me outa collige,
An called me a flippin' clown!

But I sed I went ter collige,
Ter get me a degree!
But stil they threw me out,
Sed am iliterate yer see.

'But that's why I went ter collige!'  I sed,
'So you can help me out with werds!'
But instead of that, they sacked me off,
The shower of flippin' nerds!

They sed that I was litle you know,
To be at college and stuf,
And I don't know wot they mean,
But they sed am full of baby fluff!

So now am back to sqare one again,
Strugglin' with me werds once more,
And wot am I sposed ter do now?
Cos I mean, am only for!

I think cos am only for,
They think that I can't lern to wel,
An you know wot?  I thort they wud say that,
Cos I can sorta realy tel!






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