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You Av ter Go Ter Collige!You av ter go ter collige you no, Ter lern ow to get it rong, I mean to say at the end of the day, Me vocab's not to strong! I tend me mis me 'g' off ing, An forget to use an H, as in ‘ate' I mean ter say, it aint my falt, If me dictionry's outa date! I try me best, I realy do, But am totaly up the pole And since av been ter collige, I didn't even reach me goal! Cos I wanted to lern ter spell But me spellin' let me down, So they threw me outa collige, An called me a flippin' clown! But I sed I went ter collige, Ter get me a degree! But stil they threw me out, Sed am iliterate yer see. 'But that's why I went ter collige!' I sed, 'So you can help me out with werds!' But instead of that, they sacked me off, The shower of flippin' nerds! They sed that I was litle you know, To be at college and stuf, And I don't know wot they mean, But they sed am full of baby fluff! So now am back to sqare one again, Strugglin' with me werds once more, And wot am I sposed ter do now? Cos I mean, am only for! I think cos am only for, They think that I can't lern to wel, An you know wot? I thort they wud say that, Cos I can sorta realy tel! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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