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I apologise in advance!!Mooching through 4,000 poems today... I have come across many... Many I had forgotten about! Including this one!! I am soooooooooooo sorry!! But I couldn't resist!!! -------------------------- I Used To Be A Poet, Once! I used to be a poet, once, But that became the pits... Cos I used to always get the runs, Hence-known here, as the sh*ts! I live in Liverpool, you know the one, Down near by the dock road! It's a little bit on the rough side, Well, I guess it's an abode! But the water here is mucky, In fact, it's full of tu*ds! As you walk along the sand; You can see it on the feet of birds! So if you ever go a-wandering, Along the famous Liverpool dock road! Watch out for the low flying sh*t, As the pigeons drop their load! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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