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I Know This Fella…


I know this fella called Tony,

He's as chauvinist as can be!

Thinks all fellas rule the world,

Well he can take this fact from me!!


It's us females that rule the world!

Cos when God made man, He made a mistake!

So He corrected it with woman!

Cos the populations sanity was all at stake!!


So he came along to fix my PC, again!

And of that; I have to tell it true,

Put him in front of a computer,

And there's nowt that he can't do!


But put him with the population,

And hark at his sarky retorts,

Well what do we expect of a fella?

Cos they complain of all bloody sorts!!


So I have to say in honesty,

As a fella he's the total pits!

But I have to be careful what I say,

Or my PC will no longer be fixed!!


So hark on you Tony dear!

You can't beat a poet with words!

And after all, at the end of the day,

Most of you fellas are t**ds!!


Or another way of looking at it is…

You fellas all have the squits!!

Verbal diarrhoea!


Touche'!!!!

Come on fellas, you're supposed to laugh!!

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

 

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