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Tony Dear Tony…I'm on a mission now...LOL Oh Tony dear Tony… I think I almost spilt many a bean!! So open your mail, read all about it, And you'll see what I mean!!! Now don't go off on a nark lad! Just enjoy another claim to fame! Cos you wont allow Freecycle to do it, And me, well I'm up for the game!! So everyone can read all about you, Oh dear me, is that good or bad? But I didn't divulge too much Tony, So for that, you should be glad! And if you get a cob-on! There's no more PC parts from me to you! Cos I will have to sack you off! As only this poet can do!!! And your poor Mrs, what can I say, She's got a lot to contend with, a lot! Cos you took her shopping the other day, And I asked you what you'd got!! A £1-00 pair of socks you said!! Laughing your head off I have to add! But you know, she didn't even get that! You horrid Liverpool lad!!! So next time you go to Chester, Maybe you should call at the zoo? And book yourself in for solitry confinement! Cos argue with me, Tony, and you wont win! Cos you ain't done yet now have ye!!! LOL Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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