This is another day in the life of my two nameless friends.
HER WORLD ROCKED
The remote at hand and the crisps were out
His habits die hard without a doubt,
And so she took herself off to bed
The sound of crisps crunching in her head.
Getting comfy she then went to sleep
But later from the bed she did leap,
`What are you doing?` she asked her spouse
Who`d been sleeping quiet as a mouse.
`Why nothing!` he cried `what is it dear?`
`I`m not sure` she said with some fear,
`Thought you were doing something` she said
`Whatever it was it shook the bed`.
`I am not guilty it was not me`
`You`re right` she said `it just couldn`t be`,
`Must have been a quake from what I can see
`Cause you don`t make the earth move for me`.