Silently Lurking
Standing in the kitchen
the girls are doing dishes,
hubby is cooking up
something so delicious.
I had rumbles in my tummy
standing there, I couldn't help,
after three cups of coffee
let out a big belch.
It didn't stop there
oh no, it did not,
let out a little putt
bent over, while getting a pot.
It silently lurked around the kitchen
my husband turned around,
the stink caught him in the face
he almost fell to the ground.
It wasn't my fault, I tell you
now, it's the farts, I have got,
let me see YOU eat three bowls of chili
and see if you end up with bad gas, or not.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Feb.29/2008
LOL
It's not my fault, I tells ya.
We went to out the night before to my sister-in-laws, for supper and I DID have three bowls of chili. It made my stomach rumble all night long.
He RAN from the kitchen and after a while, asked the kids if the stink was gone. I said, "EWWWWW!!!"