Have you ever saw the look on someone's face
especially after you just fart?
Let me tell you now
it truly IS a work of art.
They frown like no tomorrow
walk around, plugging their noses,
their eyes get all watery
rather have the scent of fresh roses.
Let me tell you this
I've stunk myself out a few times,
couldn't stand the smell of myself
laughter stops on a shiny dime.
How does that saying go?
Oh yes, "Better out, than in,"
in the background of sorts
you can hear the snickers of children.
So, I say this in closing
make sure you wear a gas mask,
because all of the stink
that will be coming out YOUR ass.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Feb.29/2008
Follow up to "Silently Lurking."
http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?poemnumber=900493&sitename=poetryandshortstories10&poemoffset=0&displaypoem=t&item=poetry
