What happened to the Papas and the Mamas
Who did Roger Daltrey turn out to be
The Monkees used to act and drive me crazy
That was until I came upon the 3 Bee Gees!
It only seems like yesterday, when all my troubles were far away
That Paul used to make me scream and get hot
And when I heard Smokey asking me to be with him
I certainly hyperventilated quite a lot!
At one time I really thought I was Miss Ross
Beautiful black hair and gowns that shone
But then I would go and glance at the mirror
And all my powerful illusions had gone!
Dusty's voice was as dark and raw as her liner
Mathis still makes my heart beat fast
Sinatra gave me goosebumps upon my goosebumps and
Those Motown days were certainly a blast!
Jagger pouted and wiggled his hips like crazy
Aretha had a voice that made me gasp
Rod Stewart asked me personally if I thought he was sexy
In a tone that was breathy and rough with rasp!
I still dream of being a Supreme
Miss Streisand's chords live in me still
Oh I want to be a girl in a pop band
Only now I don't think my bones still have the will!!
PS…LOL…on the contrary, these bones are still lively……