Up in heaven one day
Standing at the golden gate~
Was three souls arriving
One of them got there late~
Saint Peter said to the first one
What and who are you~
He said I've been a preacher
Well that's O K you can go through~
Then he said to the next one
O K whats your story man~
He said I've been a real good guy
Helped souls when ever I could and can~
Alright said Saint Peter
Right through there you go~
And then he saw that last bloke
He looked rough and a little slow~
What have you done in life son
He asked this bloke looking rough~
I have been a real good bloke mate
Though life it has been tough~
What did you ever do that's good
Saint Peter asked again~
Well I did a real good turn I did
To give sunshine in time of rain~
I walked into a local shop I did
And 4 men was hitting on an old lady dear~
I walked right up and belted all of them
As soon as I got near~
How long ago did that happen son
I'd really like to know~
Well I#ll tell you Saint Peter Sir
Just fifteen minutes ago~