ripp off Britain

AN ODDLY SHAPED SILVER METALLIC CLOCK
WHICH WAKES ME UP FOR WORK, IN RIP off BRITAIN
I WASH IN THE SHOWER, WITH A SMELL MADE IN WAREHOUSE
AND SET OUT SMELLING NICE IN RIP off BRITAIN
EVERYTHING I TOUCH IS PRICED TAGGED
EVEN THAT BIRD WHICH I SHAGGED
NOTHINGS FREE IN RIP off BRITAIN
I GET SOME CHANGE OUT OF MY DESIGNER JEANS
MY FINGERS FIND HOLES IN THE SEAMS
WELCOME TO RIP Off BRITAIN
GO INTO A CAFE AND HAVE SOME LIMITED EDITION CEREAL
AND READ THE FICTIONAL NEWS IN RIP off BRITAIN
I MANAGE TO GET THE 8.25 TRAIN AT 8.55
DEPARTING FOR RIP OF BRITAIN
PAY A SMALL FORTUNE TO GET MY JOB
THAT HELPS PAY MY WAY IN RIP off BRITAIN
JUST ADDING TO THE PRICE
TO RIP OF BRITAIN!

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