Everyone has done it at least once
Poor girl was not really a dunce
After eating lunch reached for keys
Finding it in ignition had her on her knees
Car locked, motor running called Triple A
We got our men on beast on the way
Hour later called how do you like our service?
Had it been me answer would have had them nervous
Two hours later a skinny dude and a blimp arrived
Wife said better stay in the restaurant if your wise
Took two of them in a giant truck to figure it out
I went back to the diner had me a stout