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Barch Tree
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Barch items
Barch fruit and Barch GUM
 Forests of barch trees in the desert they absorb water from the air have been newly discovered in the Arizona desert by Pithy. Pithy is as close to an android as a robot can get. The market is already flooded with Barch Gum and the soybean producers in Arkansas replanted all the Rice Pattis with the green money making stuff. Ewe have not rally lived until ewe take a stick of green Barch gum from the package of five sticks and chewed some ersatz flavor they made it taste like fruit gum the bland colors amazed me. Barch Gum is made totally from the soybean. No additives the flavor is pure placebo. The texture does not stick to sticking dental work or holes in old men's teeth. No bugs will ever touch it no ants can carry this stuff away with them one snake was heard to hiss at a package of Barch Gum he said that stuff is poison so listen all boys and girls over the age of young go out and get you some Barch Gum. The sticks are wrapped individually in silver foils or they would never come apart.
When you are chewing this gum in the center rows in convert halls the music falls upon the ears of young just stick some underneath the seat and the chairs will never fall apart there will always be some more people coming up from wherever GOD has sent them from. Each stick is a different flavor why then are they all green the children now seem to be so smart they figured it out quicker than an ad man's dream. The consistency never varies most of you people made mud pies when you were little and some did chew on tar the Barch Tree Gum is much the same thing not like the pie but like the rubber found. The children of the sunshine please listen to me carefully do not mix this chewing substance with any alcoholic beverages.
Each stick contains enough for one chew only do not add sticks together in the mouth this will cause you to fall centless to the ground remember the kid who always tried TWO jawbreakers and how ewe laughed at him he looked like the proverbial chipmonk as we all howled and howled and howled. Barch GUM is sold separately each stick a little more pricey and costly then the whole package was. Barch Gum is only available at all the better department stores the price varies with the wind and the discretion of the seller the copywrite is only good until 1995 after that all you kids is on your on as more of it is not being made just sent from all those warehouses in the Indian relief realm of Pakistani India. Write now too General Delivery Podunk N.E. 73377-1552 postmark must be before May 13, 2012. Send Money not PayPal.


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