Wow, the Coug's in the final sixteen,
And spring planters to make.
Hope abounds or will we be just be,
Falling to North Carolina's wake?
Petticoat Dictator says garden now!
But miss the final four how?
I'd take the TV outside but all it does is rain;
Lose next game and I'll be in the garden;
But go to the final eight that's a harden.
But I'm not staying for my bracket,
Gonzaga and Georgetown had to sack it.
I don't root every year for number one seeds,
Come on,Davidson, and my Cougars make headline reads.
North Carolina, Duke, Stanford, UCLA, win every year;
It's for those underdogs that I openly cheer!