It's A Bully, Andy!
Oooer Andy...
What a clever lad you are,
Chuckin' all them darts,
While standin' from afar!
'180,' I hear them say,
Errr, is that good or what?
Coz as far as darts and me are concerned,
I think I should be shot!
'It's a bully!' The fella shouts,
Cor blimey what a palava,
All coz Andy threw a dart,
And knocked over a glass of lager!
It's a double! ' Goes up the cry,
And all eyes roll to heaven,
As Andy throws another dart,
And gets a number 7...!
Then he throws a tripple,
And the oooh's and arrrh's go up,
While Andy takes a breather,
And has another sup!
Sean meanwhile is sitting...
Laughin' in his ale...
As Andy throws another bully,
But it made Sean turn quite pale!
The dart landed on the table,
Just near poor Sean's glass,
Made him jump with a start,
The poor lad landed on his ass!
Now Andy threw another,
And completely missed the board,
The dart flew right across the room,
And ten fellas were all floored!
Andy legged it out the door,
Sean followed with his glass,
Poor lad was as white as a sheet,
Cos he had a dart stuck up his ass!
So the morrel of this poem is...
Always watch your ass,
Coz after all, when said and done,
You men aint got no class!
Now I'm really only kiddin',
Oooer, in truth, I guess I'm not,
And as I said once before,
I should be ruddy shot!
Now a little dickey bird told me,
That you cockneys can't talk proper,
You ain't got a clue don't know what to do,
So you have to ask a copper!
But the coppers are as bad,
They can't understand you lot,
So the punishment for that is...
Runnin' on the spot!
Well, now it's time for me...
To take off me 'whistle and flute,'
And go up the 'apple and pears,'
Arrr, aint cockney chat real cute!
So Andy, here it is,
A special just for you,
At '180' you are the tops,
(Blimey, that's old too)!
Once more this poet's finds herself,
At a loss for what to say,
Laugh my ass off at that one,
Coz I struggle every day!
Struggle to shut up that is,
As I'm sure Sean will agree,
I'm afraid that's my downfall,
I'm a chatty scouser you see!
Love And Strength To You Andy
Catherine
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©2002 Catherine Inglesby
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