A witch`s brew is good for you
It goes on sale in the form of ale,
It`s a gas when poured in a glass
Good for your throttle straight from the bottle.
Drink Gin you`ll have whiskers on your chin
And Stout will make you scream and shout,
Whiskey makes you drunk as a Piskey
And Rum will only make you feel bum.
Come and see what will happen to thee
You may feel you can do a cartwheel,
Or break out in spots or big red dots
You may assume you could ride on my broom.
I`d like to watch and see you try
`Cause my broom for you just wouldn`t fly,
Come closer now and buy my brew
You know I made it especially for YOU.
