Being the best looking in my neighborhood
was really not that great of a prize
Some of the girls in front of a mirror never stood
You know the kind I mean--she has nice---eyes?
But they were good looking compared to the guys
OK, I have looked back at some old photos
I was six foot tall and really quite skinny
But you want to see an ugly guy look at Benny
And the ugliest girl his younger sister Jenny
Now one day I heard our girls saying he is kinda cute
I looked in the mirror and said, "How can I refute."
The next day all the girls surrounded the new guy Drew
You know with the guys in our neighborhood I could still
be if you overlooked the glasses and crossed eyes number two