Through The Eyes Of A Poet...
Virgin On The Ridiculous
Virgin On The Ridiculous
Mmm, me and Lin were chattin',
And I'd updated and upgraded a poem,
She wanted to hear the new 'virgin!'
But her Scottish lilt was showin'!
Mmm, I meant to say a new ‘version,'
But I'm afraid it came out wrong,
But typical of Lin…
She kicked off into song!
Oooer, she laughed at me,
'You made a mistake just there,'
I think I was embarrassed?
But Lin just didn't care!
'You're a virgin she asked me!'
Mmmm, and I had to say to that…
'But of course, you know that's true,'
'Cos I'm a prudish little ol' cat!'
Well did we laugh or what,
We were really off our head,
Her daughter Claire came in the room,
‘You're both nuts!' She said!
Mmm, when Lin phones me up,
She has me up the wall,
Cos I cant understand her lilt,
She's got a really Scottish drawl!
Claire said to the both of us,
That we waste all our money,
We don't understand each other at all,
But we both think its funny!
One day soon we're gona meet,
And blimey, what a laugh,
Lin the Scott, with the illegible twang
And her scouse mate called Cath!
Oooer, we're gona need a communicator,
To help each other understand…
What we're trying to convey,
Before the laughter gets out of hand!
Yo Sis...!
ROFLMAO
©Catherine Inglesby 2002
Mmm, me and Lin were chattin',
And I'd updated and upgraded a poem,
She wanted to hear the new 'virgin!'
But her Scottish lilt was showin'!
Mmm, I meant to say a new ‘version,'
But I'm afraid it came out wrong,
But typical of Lin…
She kicked off into song!
Oooer, she laughed at me,
'You made a mistake just there,'
I think I was embarrassed?
But Lin just didn't care!
'You're a virgin she asked me!'
Mmmm, and I had to say to that…
'But of course, you know that's true,'
'Cos I'm a prudish little ol' cat!'
Well did we laugh or what,
We were really off our head,
Her daughter Claire came in the room,
‘You're both nuts!' She said!
Mmm, when Lin phones me up,
She has me up the wall,
Cos I cant understand her lilt,
She's got a really Scottish drawl!
Claire said to the both of us,
That we waste all our money,
We don't understand each other at all,
But we both think its funny!
One day soon we're gona meet,
And blimey, what a laugh,
Lin the Scott, with the illegible twang
And her scouse mate called Cath!
Oooer, we're gona need a communicator,
To help each other understand…
What we're trying to convey,
Before the laughter gets out of hand!
Yo Sis...!
ROFLMAO
©Catherine Inglesby 2002
