I wish i was an octopus, born so small but free
For the only place I've not explored, is the beauty of the sea
I wish i was an octopus, with tentacles which can suck
I'd be the best card dealer ever, but not sure about my luck?
I wish i was an octopus because when they cut off their limb
They can regenerate them back and a new one will begin
I wish i was an octopus, they are unique don't you think?
They can even scare of bullies by shooting smelly ink
I wish i was an octopus they can get through any hole
If their tentacle can get through, it can pass the tightest of @r$ehole
I wish i was an octopus, they can swim and dash and dart
They even change their colours, making it harder to see them in the dark
I wish i was an octopus with a tough and sharp beak
But i wonder what words I'd say? I wonder if they speak?
I wish i was an octopus, but i don't want to be the female
Because when the mum octopus gives birth, it dies and says farewell
I wish i was an octopus they are really, really clever
If i was an octopus I'd call myself Trevor
But the real reason i want to be an octopus is because they have 3 hearts
So when one is broken or one is lost, I'll always have spare parts!
