In my youth I was jogging in the park
Park beggars a thing with me
As I trotted by I thought she said,
"Have you got a dime?"
I said in my most pompous way,
"Get a job!"
The next time around she stood
She had her hands on her hips,
"I have a job young man!
I needed to know the time to get to it."
That she waited her pride did show
Me, I wanted to crawl in a hole.