Today was another pruning day
Those tiny thorns that get in the way
I was Cut and bleeding
Me and that crab tree had a meeting
I would throw away the tiny pruner
I was looking at a whole after nooner
Out of the garage came my equalizer
That tree I was about to down sizer
I took out my saw and limbs were coming down
One big one put a lump on my crown
Now where that tree wuz is an empty space
I think I will put something miniature in its place.