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Dr. CharlaX Phil
Dr. CharlaX Phil
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Dr. CharlaX Phil
Dr. CharlaX Phil
Dr. CharlaX Phil
Dr. CharlaX Phil
Dr. CharlaX Phil
MustardHead
 Eye was never tall bald or rich but eye have always give good advise and home remedies come natureally to someone like mee. Iff eye could do TV shows like Dr. PHIL eye would have more time to make mye fables chill. NO be for real time is never money homey ewe the time to make the fables still is free at the main lieberry. Eye have the green bacteria soap in the restrooms at my public facility it makes me smell like a crisp dollar Phil. The oil upon my brow is usually left over at the bus stops the little tubes of love eye like to pick them up the greasy kid stuff the kids are always using for the lipps they swipe it on like lippsticks the stuff is called charmex or something close to that.
Once when my head was very hard and eye had no other recourse to a cabinet eye chose the mustard jar. They laughed at me of course and called me mustard head. The vinaigretted me used mustard for mye remedy. The worst thing eye have found was butter for a burn it does not work at all without the love of mother there. She holds the butter and lets it melt to take the pain away the love is felt. Whenever eye tried to get that back again its gone nevermore now to be felt the butter pats wont melt the wound just sits and hurts and love has left the burn has come to mock mee. The best thing is the baking soda or powder works the best the one is more important then the other one it works the one with or without the added yeast eye can never remember just which one it is as eye do not use it anymore where oh where would eye find it nowadays at any store call DR. Phil he has some in his eye. The ewe will cure me with her kisses remember when a child of wishes asking for just one kiss to make me cry. A Lover can cure a man of broken heart diseases one kiss at a time. The Band-Aid fixes that eye managed were just broken pieces of the mechanics black tape that was so prevalent in every yard back in the day. Anecdotes and docedotes and little orphan Annie. The group at MSN that eye manage sent me an error message when eye logged in to add a date to the colander there it is written on the crinkle paper it said no you are not a member go back and join the group. Just remember when ewe hit a link on this old internet it does not go where you were looking. GO ask Dr.Phil.


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