School out Grand kids want Gramps on the court
Things creek getting older I have to report
Like using pushing, shoving, using height have to resort
they're not buying into saying how good I once wuz
In playground terms, only as good as you duz
The new court has an NBA three point line
Said, "In the old day my place to shoot in my time."
"Sure Gramps, if you say so! Past your prime!"
Said, "When you are seventy remember this shot."
Swished it and quit while I was still hot
When I play them pretend I am letting them win
Got a secret, when they blow by me excuses are getting thin
So have to resort to pushing and shoving again