Mugabe of Zimbabwe Land
Called together his thuggish band
Said all make a note
If we lose this vote
Say the others were all banned
M'beke of South Africa close by
Said good lord they've had a try
Though Robert lost
In view of the cost
We'll all turn a Nelson's eye
Europe watched the situation boil
Considered invading Zimbabwe soil
But in the end decided no
Not worth the bother to go
Because that poor country had no oil
And Robert Mugabe of the blessed name
Enjoys those spoils that come with fame
While people still starve
And Robert's mate carve
The fruits of cheating in the politics game
