The Unfairness Of Angels
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 Banana Cake
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It's better than sex and lasts longer too
Although not if I was having it with you
Not the sex I mean the cake
What you like? For heaven sake
It calms me down and brings me joy
Making me a happy boy
Take away alcohol and I'll cry
Take away my banana cake and I'll die
It really is so overlooked
And the best thing ever cooked
If I am mad and in a drama
I can be calmed down with a banana
It's so yummy and delicious
It's always nice and not malicious
The quickest way to get to my heart
Is not dropping your knickers (although a start)
It makes me ejaculate
Wait a moment that's sex not banana cake
And I don't want to have sex with it
Although I do swallow and not spit
I am talking about banana cake of course
My mind isn't always thinking about intercourse
Well only between the hours of 1-8
The rest it's thinking about banana cake.

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