I was once a normal bloke
Until i did an experiment for a joke
I was injected with these serums
Of a million childrens tantrums
So never tell me where to go
As I'm no normal superhero
Don't drag me from shop to shop
You won't like me when I strop
I don't take criticism kindly
You won't like me when I'm moody
Never cut the crusts from my bread
And never send me up to bed
I'm green and I sit in the corner
Don't annoy me, I warn yer
My mood swings come in bulk
I am the Incredible Sulk
** Was reading Empire Magazine on the train today at work and was reading the review for the new Hulk Film, and remembered that joke. ‘What's green and sits in the corner?...The incredible joke…**
