(If you watch this clip first you'll understand the poem better. And why now I have to wait over 3 months till I see my beloved football again. When I could have been watching England all summer in the European Championships..But oh NO!!!! oh NO!! Can't see England play this summer..All England had to do, to qualify to reach the Euro 2008 tournament was to get a draw against Croatia, a draw at home in England..easy right?? NO!!!!….why??? Ask Scott Carson, The English Goalkeeper why not!!"
Thanks Scott!
Thanks a lot!
For making my summer dull
For letting in that sloppy goal
Maurice my cat
Could have saved that
Your apologies are too late
England are out of Euro 2008
We'll just sit here gathering dust
No more football now till August
We could've had the European Championships
If you had not had let that ball slip
And bounce over you
Which knocked us out and put Croatia through
Thanks Scott, I'll just have to do
With a BBQ
But no football parties in June or July
And you want to know why?
Because you're a fool
You couldn't catch a cold let alone a ball
You're the worst goalkeeper between the sticks
Now I have to be content with the Olympics
Watching protests in Beijing
When I should be watching England wining
And all because you didn't save that shot
Thanks Scott!
