FACTS AND I HAVE ADDED SOME FICTION JUST TO SEE IF ANYONE IS REALLY READING
Women invented bulletproof vests, fire escapes, wind shield
wipers and laser printers. A man invented the bra. There
are women who think he should be tied and bound
Half of Americans live with 50 miles of their birthplace.
I do---love the constant rain. Ok, don't have a choice.
The one food that does not spoil--honey, you heard that before
We have to find a way to save our dying bees not the Seals
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pint and quarts---so in England,
when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
"Mind you P's and Q's and settle down--You knew this Ray!
A repeat from earlier post. Is is impossible to lick your elbow.
75% reading this will try to prove it wrong. The lucky one is
the one who will have someone sexy do it for them. I don't make
this stuff up. I am stealing it from a e-mail.