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Yahoo Parody
Name: charlesrhice
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the music jpegs and that gay picture
are not what most people would want
to see on there computor screen it is neither nice
or unoffensive to most humans or even to mee
YAHOO zinger eye signed out of my primary email
and into the email eye am signed in the messenger with
it signs me out
so eye am sure it will reopen
it says YOU were signed out of messenger because you signed out
of another email somewhere else on the web
eye wish eye could have copy and past that zinger
it's hard to believe but eye am in beta
anything can happen on the web the new beta messenger works awesome
in Windows Vista. Wait this is not a commercial message for YAHOO
but well the thing does work for me eye am restricted on downloads
and cannot get my real yahoo messenger which brings me to
the green tomatoes. They were only salmonella in some Northern Places
some big Navy Bean Yankee got sick of tomatoes they are fine everywhere
else eye like them with extra salt and coarse. Tomato Bisque 2 Tbs.
earth balance soy margarine 3 leeks, sliced (white parts only)
1 medium onion, chopped2 stalks celery, diced2 medium carrots,
 diced2 cloves garlic, minced1 bay leaf3/4 t. dry thyme (1 Tbs. fresh)
1 can diced tomatoes (15 oz.)1can tomato puree (15 oz.)1 cup tomato juice
4 Tb s. tomato paste 1 veg. bullion cube dissolved in 1 cup boiling
waterjuice of 1/2 lime1 Tbs. sugar1 1/2 t. salt black pepper 1 pint
plain soy creamer* garlic croutons (optional, for garnish) Makes, uh,
a lot of soup. I'd guess 4-6 large servings. Heat margarine over medium
high heat in large saucepan. Add leeks, onion, celery, and carrots.
Sauté 8-10 minutes, stirring often, until onions are translucent
and carrots are soft. Add garlic, bay leaf, sugar, salt, black pepper
and thyme. If using dry thyme, crush it between your fingers a bit.
Sauté for one or two more minutes.
Add diced tomatoes, tomato puree, tomato juice, tomato paste,
and bullion water. Lower heat and simmer for 10 minutes, until soup
begins to boil. Add lime juice and adjust salt and pepper, if necessary.
Purée soup in batches in a blender. Do not blend too much
—you want the soup to have a little bit of “bite” to it.
Blend for about 20 seconds. Return soup to saucepan. Mix in soy creamer.
Reheat soup for a couple minutes over low heat, stirring often.
Do not let the soup come to a boil.
Sprinkle in croutons, or eat with some good sourdough bread! ]
And maybe on the side a lil' spinach salad with some
Annie's Goddess Dressing. And for dessert, a coconut lime cookie
with a glass of green tea? You don't have to. I'm just sayin.'
YAHOO has news and recipes too. Ewe I'm not saying who wrote this
as ewe can see eye am not a plagiarist. Eye love billion cubes.
Some people eat out house and home and pets wind up in
neck bone soup. Today is Friday the 13 the only bad thing
that happened to me was
a drunken Indian asked me for a dollar will they never learn
to leave the wampum alone. Eye stiffed him as eye hollard. He was
making a speech like a stiff collard.
Place neck bones in pot of boiling water. Add crushed red peppers,
black pepper, salt, and powdered onion. Wash collards if fresh
and trim off stem below where leaf ends. Slice collards
into thin strips. I do this by stacking leaves, rolling them
and then cutting
like you would a roll of salami. Slice potatoes into chunks
(approx 1 1/2 inches) After neck bones are done add more hot water
to the mix if water is getting low.
Remember we want to end up with a soup.
Add potatoes to the mix. Toss the collards in on top of the potatoes
and then the garlic. Continue cooking for 30 - 45 minutes
over medium heat.
When potatoes are fork tender, everything should be done.
This soup is great eaten alone, or with other dishes.
It really warms the body after coming inside on a cold winter day.  
Unwashed collards are the salmonella if the tomatoes was washed
and yellow meat variety then no one would be sick in DC land or
North of Masonic Dickson Farms. There is yellow meat melons
that is what eye was thinking of because I'm eating a cantelope
no its not yellow not yet eye think eye need more time.
Eye need to open the briefcase and store the melon until SIX.
The melon will be ripe then and eye will dine when YAHOO goes offline.
There is the old yahoo the new yahoo the beta the online limited
and the offline unlimited the yellow logo makes me think of collards
made with neck bones. Yesterday the man from the inner office
was installing a disc drive program he called it the ghost
and when he answered his call phone he said eye am putting the ghost
in the computor now. aH hA. There is material for fabels that just
comes to me from thin air and then there is this.
A Yahoo Parody is priceless.

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