The problem with eternity
Is that's not that heavenly
The problem is very simple
I don't like certain people
Those that were a mistake
And those I really hate
I don't want for eternity
I never liked their company
There were idiots in my family
Which I never want again to see
I don't want conflict or idiocy
Another problem with eternity
Will my dad or Dave be with Mum?
And what now Dave's met someone?
What if I have more than one wife
Who'll accompany me in my afterlife?
Maybe it's best we live just once
Instead of eternity with a bunch of cu**s
Live life now with no regrets
Although I wouldn't mind eternity with my pets!