CharlaX25
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Jokesontheweb
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The best joke ever is this one (SO the power went out) and the man is sitting at his computer just yelling at his wife she finally comes over and says “So what do you want?” “Bring to me a candle and light it for me so eye can see the screen.” The man was loosening his tie and laughing and saying things to his wife like wow eye got this home computer so eye don't have to dress so stuffy like in the office and then (ewe guessed it) he got it caught in the little internet fan everyone has one the thing ate his tie. A woman got out of her car and walked around in a circle the policeman stopped and wrote her a ticket for illegal cell phone use in the city limits she said she was still trying to get a signal when she hit her head on her own car windshield. He took back the ticket and let her go off in the ambulance chaser. A child prodigy the thirteen year old boy was banging his fists in front of the television and now and then he moved his right hand in a funny circle. His mother told her friends “he is pretending to use a computer.” It was almost 12 noon and the man got out his bread and laid a spiffy table in front of his computor screen his wife said “you have almost everything so where's the meat” he smiled complete and pointed at the screen he said “eye have lots of spam to eat.” The other day eye had to leave the computor and go to the doctor
eye had a password stuck to my middle finger sexrelate
the doctor told me he would have to amputate my middle finger
nine stinking letters of pain eye changed two letters minus R n A
eye added D n E now its sexdelete he's let me keep the finger now
its just good D n A . Oh HOLY one in love. Mye Proverb for the day. "Meat used to be byproduct from a cow. NOW, soybean is the meat, burgers aer green instead of brown. Please stay upon tommorrow eye am lost in yesterday. McDonalds has a disclaimer on the burgers claiming them to be 100 percent beef wait where is the percent sign on the keyboard oh there it is its on the number 5 1oo % wait 100 % beef but they must use soybean sorry eye cant reveal just how eye knoe this in a conjugated poem. Suffice it iff eye say it was processed by the eye. The remains of weekly dining was very green but never brown. The public user was becoming very agitated and he was squirming in his seat he was acting like a lover now in heat the lieberrian was walking by sure that she had someone looking at the pornography again and then she paused and had to ask the man “what is that on the screen” for he had placed a giant green dot in the middle of the screen.
He never waivered or faltered he said “look there she is that is mye girlfriend.”
