Walking down Charleston Market street fair
In front of Forrest Gump restaurant
Television cameras approaching
Gourmet cook with white apron
holding a white cake with samples
"Would you like to try a sample of Mom's cake?"
Signed some release papers and moved on
Back home in Seattle a friend called my wife,
"Understand you visited South Carolina?"
"Excuse me but how did you find out?"
"You and Dandy were on the food channel last night."