A rep traveler was driving down the road
When he then came across a bloke-
Standing puffed next to a dead horse
The traveler stopped and then he spoke-
What on earth are you doing the traveler said
The bloke said could you lend me a hand-
To drag this dead horse down my driveway
It's easy as it is all sand-
This should make a good office story
The traveler said yes I'll give you a pound-
Rolled up his sleeves and started dragging
The dead horse down the driveway on the ground-
They got it right down to the blokes home
Then the bloke looked at the traveler and said-
Don't go yet I want it inside if you would
And help me put it on the spare room bed-
Why on earth would you want to do that
The traveler asked with the largest smile-
Well help me get it in there mate said the bloke
And I'll tell you in a while-
They got it in there and put it on the bed
The bloke said well I've got this brother of mine-
And every single time I tell him something
He says to me , I know,I know I know every single time-
Well he's coming over here tonight for the weekend
And into the spare room he will go-
And he'll run out and cry there's a dead horse in there
And I'll say , I know , I know , I know -