Most people run ahead of themselves making things harder on themselves for the last two weekends counting this one the restrictions have been lifted on my computer allowing administration privalidge and important toolbars even games to be downloaded. All that eye am missing is the dancing girls and whiskey bring the wine pop open all the beers be mye alcoholic eye just kidding ewe be aware that eye had Five years so far of this sobriety fair privalidge. Now eye will pen my Brothers Biography of Alfred E. Mailman. Alfred E. Mailman is the Mad Brother of mine from Borneo. When he decides to grow his hair out and add the beard they call him the Wildman. He is related only on my father's side he is like a half brother to my eye. He was quoted on a safari once as saying “what me worry?” but what he rally said was “What? Eye am worried.” The jungle is full. He ran for President only once in 1956 on the somnambulist ticket he lost the preelection campaign. They quoted him as saying “you could do worse and always have.” But what he rally said was “you have always the poor to be thankful for”. Just back in the other day he was telling me that the man on the bus looks like the actor in YOUNG FRANKENSTIEN no not Richard Prior the other one the Doctor eye think it was Gene Hackman not hackman but a Gene no not Simmons. He is the Kiss Queen. Eye think he meant the comedian Gene something almost had it but now it's gone again mabe the author is trying too hard too remember this anyway you knoe the one that eye meant not the Ebony but the Ivory that's IT Gene Ivory. Gene Wildman was contacted he reluctantly admitted being my half brother on the mother side of eye. NO. That's so close but it can't be, mmmmmmm can ewe say Wilder children? Was there a Billy? Mmmmmm eye remember a Billy Wilder. Here is where eye reinstate my administration privalidges please pause for a commercial message. Crime does not pay ... as well as politics. Alfred E. Mailman never said this. Eye am back gentile reader ewe and there was a producer who made the movie Stalag 17 with William Holden who was nominated for the Golden Oscar not grouch ouch but Best Actor not William Wyler at all see eye told ewe that but Billy Wilder after all. Eye had to use my privalidge to get that. SO now just remember that we have the Wild man of Borneo Alfred E. Mailman my brother on the father side Gene Wilder on the mother side and Billy Wilder not related to the eye. It was my privalidge.
