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If All Else Fails…Hit It With A Hammer!!!!!


Yep, that's the idea people,
If all else fails in your plan!
Hit it with a hammer, hard!
Trust me, I did, cos I can!!

Cos this plan of mine went to pot,
Hubby said; ‘what's wrong with this?'
Cos it wasn't going right at all!
In fact, it was hit-and-miss!

So I told him, yep, I did!
I said; ‘Rich, if all else fails…
Hit it with a hammer!
You don't even need any nails!!!'

Cos whatever it was he was working on,
You know girls, trying to fix!
He couldn't do it, and got irate!
And got all in all moody and betwixt!!!

If all else fails in no matter what!
The morel of this poem is...
Hit it with a hammer! Hard!
And if it's a fence, you sure cant miss!

And I couldn't remember what it was,
That my poor hub was trying to do!
And when I asked him what it was,
And he said; ‘I can't remember too!'

Yeah, ok, not correct grammar,
But hey, do I really care about that?
Nar, no not at all, you know why?
Its Carte' blanche', a poet does that!!

Well, I do! And as I am a poet…
I used Carte' blanche'

And yep, it was a fence!!!
Lmao

Ooooer!

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