Conspiracy weighs heavily in everything you write
Bold print, in brown dog $h!te
Just a few lines of others misery
With a photo if your lucky
Front page, centre page, even small print
Perfect English grammar, written in ink
Beautifully misinterpreted words
No better than the Nazis and the Serbs
Brainwashing trillions, a real master plan
In Perfect English, but not a Perfect Man.
