Save water, by drinking wine
Use the sun to tell the time
Get drunk to fall asleep
The best contraception under the sheet
If you use your car too much
But a horse for the natural touch
Don't need aerosols to smell nice
All you need is some spice
Reading papers hurts the trees
Read the news on your PC's
Don't eat more than your eyes see
Grow your food organically
Stop sending fumes into the air
Just think ‘it's great to share'
Humans are good as well as bad
They just strive to get what they don't have
But there's no point in having it all
If the world melts, and becomes a swimming pool
So let's all save the world together
And join me, Matt the Eco Warrior!
