Am I alone in wondering
What all the fuss is about
5” heels of differing colours
Persona with added clout
Clicking and clacking down corridors
Getting stuck in the edge of the kerb…… (sidewalk!)
Snapping and sending you plummeting
Dampening serenity and squashing verve
What me, oh I'll stay with my flat shoes
Ballet pumps, in another name
I'm certainly no Darcey Bussell
But staying upright I will always remain!
