Drunken Stooper Halloween party still going on
everyone staggering, they're all drunk,
CeeCee showed up late
she came dressed as a skunk.
Ann has been
the life of the party,
she fell on the floor
to pick up her smarties.
The Baglady was still
dishin' out her roadkill stew,
a lot of gas bein' let go
oh man, yuck, p.u.
Alexy Bun's bunny ears
were bent out of shape,
"Quick! Somebody
throw me some duct tape!"
Sensual Sorceress's cat
was runnin' about,
I clubbed him over the head
and knocked the poor buggar out.
Dennis O'Gorman slipped on a banana peeling
and fell on the floor,
the poor old git
slid right out the front door.
Karen stopped beating on the drum
started banging on the tamborine,
she went out back
and was jumping on the trampoline.
Barbara Demasson didn't bite anyone
her fangs broke in half,
while biting an apple
made of candied taff.
DarknessFollowsMe
finally woke up,
he was kinda loud, when he yelled,
"Eh, Whazzz up?"
Gay Johnson
found her costume,
she's been runnin around buck naked
stinkin' up the dang room.
Lady Dragonwyck
decided to go home for the night,
she tripped, on her way downstairs
had a terrible flight.
David R. Wood
found his head of hair,
floating around in the toilet
in the bathroom upstairs.
And as for me?
well, I was having fun,
so much dang fun, by watching and laughing
at bloody well everyone.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Oct.31/2004
In order to understand this one, you have to read C.P. Halloween Party.
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