What does that mouse think she's doing
in that hot pink bikini?
Teasing me with her figure
and she calls me a meanie.
She's struttin' around
like she owns the place,
sunglasses over her eyes
she thinks she's got grace.
She's having a party
using my owners bathtub,
if I wanna look like her
I gotta lay off the grub.
On her way up to the tub
she wiggles her way up the ladder,
I should kick the sh*t out of her
I'm the one that matters.
She thinks she's so smart
with all of her mousy friends,
laughing and joking about me
saying I need to do deep knee bends.
Yeah, I know I need exercise
but, what the hell is it to you?
Come 'ere little mouse
I need something tasty to chew.
Teasing me with her figure
in that hot pink bikini,
What does that mouse think she's doing?
And she calls me a meanie.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.30/2008
I wrote this, while looking at a fat cat sitting on the bathroom counter, with it's mouth wide open. You can find it in Google Images titled "W... T... F..."
