The Unfairness Of Angels
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TAPAS is not about Spanish food
Its ideology is slightly more rude
But like all organizations
We like to give presentations
So please allow me to say hello
I'm Matt, a decent enough fellow
But, I'm also the president of TAPAS
And today I'm offering a free membership pass
TAPAS is open to homosexuals and heterosexuals
But you must like woman, and their essentials!
TAPAS promotes safe sex
And highly recommends Durex
We're here to promote the female form
We don't discriminate towards porn
We meet every weekend
So come along, bring a friend
We meet in bars, clubs and  pubs to
You can meet people who are just like you
People who like the jelly hills and fluffy cup
It's a great place to meet up
We'll not discriminate about your drug
We're like minded folk, who'll just shrug
And more than likely say
"I understand we have those cravings everyday"
You're not alone you're just like me
That's why I joined the Tits.And.pU$$Y.Appreciation Society!

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