Osama Bin Laden
Isn't my mate
I don't think he's up-to-date
With the 21st Century
He only does tapes not DVD
He lives in caves
With his slaves
Ranting and shouting
Like a cry baby bunting
I don't think he's a QPR fan?
Funs not allowed in the Taliban
Woman can't dance or play
And don't mention ‘Gay'
Boring, Boring Afghanistan
All deserts and no charm
There's no need to press the alarm
But maybe you should learn about Islam
You're preaching from a different tune
It's like buying a camera without the zoom
Never getting a clear picture of what you desire
But I see clearly, you're just a liar!
I think Osama needs a fag
And a long overdue shag
Maybe it's time to let it go
I'm sorry your girls don't blow
But don't preach your hate to me
Or the rest of humanity
Maybe you should work in KFC
They always seem grumpy
You'll be the colonel in the hood
And be finger licking good!
