Words unspoken, Words unread!
That poor old bleedin' cook...........
There's fish and chips, cottage pie,
Or beef and Yorkshire pud.
A full fried English breakfast,
That sure as damn smells good.
A slice of ham with mustard,
Or strawberries and cream.
A wellington made out of beef,
A culinary dream.
A masterpiece put on a plate,
Whether basic cheese on toast.
Tomatoes stuffed with seafood sauce,
Or a juicy Sunday roast.
Our British Fayre's not boring,
I'd say it's among the best.
At least we don't eat garlic snails,
Or soup made from a nest.
So when you're next out dining,
Just have a quiet look.
For the person that I write this for,
Is that poor old bleedin'cook.............
