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There are many mainstream homespun people in the heartland that do have new computers they place them on top of the TV and tune the sports on. This is just one of those stories of the yellow brick road. Joames Branch has a ranch near the farm of the combine. His wife placed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater advertisement next to his coffee cup. His eyes lit up. He did not read the fine print who ever does his hand was on the cell phone and he was superdialing the combine. Here is his conversation of unlimited minutes. Eye want to talk to the combine leader Jim. Eye need a permission to access the pond at the end of my drive the fence is the problem eye decided to install some new sump pump in my yard and want to run this new PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M out to the pond. Oh good no problem. They gave him immediate permission. He began plans to install the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. He unhooked the computer from the TV and started typing the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 when it was done he entered it at the website spycam it came out like this ERT1333654778700346784923932983900492 he painstakingly typed in each letter to get started on this job of ordering the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at
“Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot he immediately got a confermation email to his webaddress BadBoyBill@msn.com
This is what the email said PIPE.T.M. Friday, October 24, 2008 6:21 PM
From: ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com To: BadBoyBill@msn.com
Cc:
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Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable The reply was good and to the point.
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M later
Friday, October 24, 2008 6:30 PM
From:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Cc:
BadBoyBill@msn.com
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is initially needed to get to the next door property eye am building a gate in the fence eye plan on ordering more pipe then to get to the water later BBB
The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater operational staff held a quick AM meeting and decided to let the man have his initial order of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and added a note to the file but when the secretary attached the note the main computor went down and no one realized the file and folder was deleted. There was now no record of the meeting or the order. That is how things happen in the real world. When the order came by Parcel Post the truck was leaving almost as soon as it dumped all the pipe there was the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box next to the small piles of pipes. A Postal Worker jeep pulled up with a notebook for BBB to sign, he signed it quickly frowning at the 335p for the total was not much but eye used to use real money he said. He installed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and added all the pipes they indeed reached to the gate he flung the gate open and reordered the pipe again. The initial order was ignored they sent the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and airdropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ it happened fast as iff he was an important customer with a reorder to fill, He laid the last pieces of pipe in the double row and went to the yard too turn on the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box. He went inside to get the brown substance to fill the first silver bar he opened the one sided access panel and carefully poured in the brown substance with water added he was careful to prime the steam pipe as per instructions. However he failed to understand that the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M would not work in the pond but only in the Sea or Ocean nearest his home. He turned on the green light but nothing happened. He was about to flip the light off again when the POND exploded wiping off the combine offices next door from the face of this earth. Have a good homecoming football weekend everyone and don't worry the place was closed for the Holiday no one was in the offices no one was hurt in the making of this story.
